Body Launderer
- Mana cost
- {2}{B}{B}
- Type
- Creature — Ogre Rogue
- Power / toughness
- 3 / 3
- Set
- Magic Online Promos #99761 (mythic)
Deathtouch
Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, this creature connives.
When this creature dies, return another target non-Rogue creature card with equal or lesser power from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Body Launderer has 5 printings, first in Streets of New Capenna (2022). EDHREC ranks it #7,624 among Commander cards. It appears most in Bane, Lord of Darkness decks (486 on EDHREC). It has 4 official rulings.
Legality
- commander: legal
- legacy: legal
- vintage: legal
- pauper: not legal
- modern: legal
- pioneer: legal
- standard: not legal
- brawl: legal
Commanders that run Body Launderer most
Deck counts from EDHREC.
- Bane, Lord of Darkness: 486 decks
- The Ever-Changing 'Dane: 459 decks
- Sidisi, Regent of the Mire: 368 decks
- Burakos, Party Leader // Haunted One: 349 decks
- Drivnod, Carnage Dominus: 332 decks
- Kethek, Crucible Goliath: 327 decks
- Junji, the Midnight Sky: 156 decks
- Mari, the Killing Quill: 122 decks
Often played with Body Launderer
Cards that show up in the same decks on EDHREC.
Rulings
- : Once an ability that causes a creature to connive begins to resolve, no player may take any other actions until it's done. Notably, opponents can't try to remove the conniving creature after you discard a nonland card but before it receives a counter.
- : If no card is discarded, most likely because that player's hand is empty and an effect says they can't draw cards, the conniving creature does not receive a +1/+1 counter.
- : If a resolving spell or ability instructs a specific creature to connive but that creature has left the battlefield, the creature still connives. If you discard a nonland card this way, you won't put a +1/+1 counter on anything. Abilities that trigger “when [that creature] connives” will trigger.
- : Use Body Launderer's power as it last existed on the battlefield to determine legal targets for its last ability.